Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Excuse me. Do you wanna fuck or should I apologize?
Do you want to see something swell?
If you have an opening, I have a stiff proposition.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to do you on the floor.
How about a math lesson baby; we could add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply. Excuse me .. Do you have a mirror in your pants..... Why? cause I can see myself in them!!
You don't sweat much.... for a fat person
are you tired????...... cause you've been running around in my mind all night!!
AHH Damn.... excuse me but I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?
Someone should call the cops because your parents stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!!
Screw me if I'm wrong but is your name Bertha/Gunther ?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "u" and "i" together!! *wheeze*
that's amazing! Your eyes are the exact same colour as my porsche!
Excuse me but is your last name Gillette.... cause you are the best a man can get!!
Someone better call heaven because I think there's an angel missing!!
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief? Cause he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
My name's ($me). That's so you know what to scream.
My name's ($me), but you can call me "lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Can I flirt with you?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
($me grabs $nick 's ass.) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
So... How am I doin'?
$me licks their finger, then touch's $me 's and $nick's shoulder, How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
